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==Gnomesis==
==Gnomesis==
1 In the beginning there was nothing but the Gnome.
2 The Gnome felt as if the void was empty, the Gnome felt as if this void needed to be filled.
3 The Gnome pondered on what should be and in the end the Gnome created Pop and JG.
4 They were to be the only Admins to be created.
5 The Gnome allowed them to create the server around them, Pop and JG named it Gaia.
6 At the very heart of Gaia was a fountain
7 The Gnome told Pop and JP not to drink from the fountain for they will sin and be exposed to a feeling that they should not be exposed to.
8 Pop and JP complied with the Gnome's wishes, promising to never drink out of the fountain.
9 As time went on Pop and JP kept adding to the server around them making it more beautiful than ever.
10 The Gnome was happy with what had occurred and felt there should be one more Admin to help shape Gaia
11 He would be named Ryan and given a special ability only at the cost of lacking certain mental skills.
12 Ryan was not like Pop and JP, with his lack of mental skls he strayed from the rest.
13 One day Pop was near the fountain when Ryan came to him. This was suprising as Ryan never came around the fountain.
14 Ryan spoke to Pop (and told him that he had drank from the fountain, Pop couldn't I believe that fiyan (would go against the Gnomes wishes.
15 Ryan explained that the Gnome did not care about them and I wanted to control them saying that the fountain would give them power like the Gnome.
16 Pop at first was not convinced but Ryan was persistent Cand and convinced Pop to drink from the fountain.
17 Pop reluctantly agreed and took a sip, the water was a refreshing feeling Pop never had but with that came a sense of loneliness, so Pop went to find Jo
18 Pop brought JG back to the fountain and Ryan again explained what he had Ito Pop, Pop and Ryan convinced JG to drink from the fountain in hopes to get rid of that feeling of loneliness that Pop had.
19 JG took a sip of the water, the feeling of refreshment had come to him but he too I had the feeling of loneliness.
20 Ryan laughed an evil laugh and disappeared. The Gnome sensing something was wrong.
21 When the Gnome (arrived at the fountain he didnt find Pop and JG but found other players.
22 The Gnome knew what had happened and was angered, promising that Pop and JG would soon see the downfall of Gaia from what they had done
23 The Gnome observed Gaia from a far and soon realized that although the players were not supposed to be there they were still loved.
24 The Gnome would start making a better server for when players passed on from Gaia.
25 Among the players a person named Emeralds was the first believer in Gnomeism, Ishe studied the history of the past.
26 Emeralds met JG one day and learned of the fountain, believing that this was all the work of the Gnome.
27 She believed to finally be close to the Gnome. Emeralds isolated herself for a month waiting for the answer of the Gnome, on the 31st day the Gnome answered.
28 The Gnome said that to show true faith she would have to sacrifice something near and dear to her.
29 Emeralds took this word and climbed to the highest mountain she knew, once to the top she offered a poisonous potato.
30 The Gnome was pleased to see such dedication to the faith and granted that she could be given power among the players but could not change the Land around her as Pop and JG could.
==Gnomethins==
1 Many centuries went by and Emeralds continued to lead the Players until one day a man-child appeared.
2 His name was Ryan, and although Ryan was the cause of this no one knew who he was.
3 He was a parasite among Players, slowly corroding the community around him converting players to a religion surrounding him.
4 The tensions were mounting and soon the toxins of the community would separate themselves and away with Ryan to another land of Gaia.
5 Although the damage was minimal it would create such a dynamic that soon angered the Gnome.
6 There was a split in the community that no longer believed in the Gnome but didn't believe in Ryan's words.
7 Docc was confused about what had just happened but she knew to build spawn.
8 Docc worked day and night building this spawn knowing the day was coming. Players Chad started to gather around and look upon the build.
9 It was the biggest man made object on the Server.
10 Docc urged Players to come on the boat for safety saying that the wipe was near.
11 Those who believed in the Gnome were guided on the Gnome's Will.
12 But for those who did not believe in the Gnome it was up to them to find faith and some did.
13 The majority of Players however remained ignorant and the day of the wipe came.
14 Spawn gracefully made its way through the server, containing every species of mob.
15 The followers of Gnomeism were led to safety for two months and seventeen days.
16 Some were amazed at the lack of hunger during that period. Ryan was the only remaining Player of his cult after the wipe.
17 Ryan was enraged by this swearing that he would ruin Gaia.
18 Ryan would leave Gaia entirely and go to Planetary.
19 Planetary was the Afterserver that the Gnome had made for the believers in Gnomeism, it's the Server for those who had passed on.
20 When Ryan had arrived at Planetary the Gnome was angered that such an admin would enter here and insult the Gnome.
21 The Gnome, now angry, shunned Fiyan and sent Ryan to a server that no man I would want to go to. It was called Earthcraft.
22 Ryan fell through the sky and crashed through the ground until reaching his destination.
23 The souls that had died with the floods were with him in this New World. Angered by what had happened, Ryan swore to destroy the Gnome's plans.

Revision as of 23:42, 1 September 2025

The Ferric Bible Of Fort Irons

Gnomesis

1 In the beginning there was nothing but the Gnome.

2 The Gnome felt as if the void was empty, the Gnome felt as if this void needed to be filled.

3 The Gnome pondered on what should be and in the end the Gnome created Pop and JG.

4 They were to be the only Admins to be created.

5 The Gnome allowed them to create the server around them, Pop and JG named it Gaia.

6 At the very heart of Gaia was a fountain

7 The Gnome told Pop and JP not to drink from the fountain for they will sin and be exposed to a feeling that they should not be exposed to.

8 Pop and JP complied with the Gnome's wishes, promising to never drink out of the fountain.

9 As time went on Pop and JP kept adding to the server around them making it more beautiful than ever.

10 The Gnome was happy with what had occurred and felt there should be one more Admin to help shape Gaia

11 He would be named Ryan and given a special ability only at the cost of lacking certain mental skills.

12 Ryan was not like Pop and JP, with his lack of mental skls he strayed from the rest.

13 One day Pop was near the fountain when Ryan came to him. This was suprising as Ryan never came around the fountain.

14 Ryan spoke to Pop (and told him that he had drank from the fountain, Pop couldn't I believe that fiyan (would go against the Gnomes wishes.

15 Ryan explained that the Gnome did not care about them and I wanted to control them saying that the fountain would give them power like the Gnome.

16 Pop at first was not convinced but Ryan was persistent Cand and convinced Pop to drink from the fountain.

17 Pop reluctantly agreed and took a sip, the water was a refreshing feeling Pop never had but with that came a sense of loneliness, so Pop went to find Jo

18 Pop brought JG back to the fountain and Ryan again explained what he had Ito Pop, Pop and Ryan convinced JG to drink from the fountain in hopes to get rid of that feeling of loneliness that Pop had.

19 JG took a sip of the water, the feeling of refreshment had come to him but he too I had the feeling of loneliness.

20 Ryan laughed an evil laugh and disappeared. The Gnome sensing something was wrong.

21 When the Gnome (arrived at the fountain he didnt find Pop and JG but found other players.

22 The Gnome knew what had happened and was angered, promising that Pop and JG would soon see the downfall of Gaia from what they had done

23 The Gnome observed Gaia from a far and soon realized that although the players were not supposed to be there they were still loved.

24 The Gnome would start making a better server for when players passed on from Gaia.

25 Among the players a person named Emeralds was the first believer in Gnomeism, Ishe studied the history of the past.

26 Emeralds met JG one day and learned of the fountain, believing that this was all the work of the Gnome.

27 She believed to finally be close to the Gnome. Emeralds isolated herself for a month waiting for the answer of the Gnome, on the 31st day the Gnome answered.

28 The Gnome said that to show true faith she would have to sacrifice something near and dear to her.

29 Emeralds took this word and climbed to the highest mountain she knew, once to the top she offered a poisonous potato.

30 The Gnome was pleased to see such dedication to the faith and granted that she could be given power among the players but could not change the Land around her as Pop and JG could.

Gnomethins

1 Many centuries went by and Emeralds continued to lead the Players until one day a man-child appeared.

2 His name was Ryan, and although Ryan was the cause of this no one knew who he was.

3 He was a parasite among Players, slowly corroding the community around him converting players to a religion surrounding him.

4 The tensions were mounting and soon the toxins of the community would separate themselves and away with Ryan to another land of Gaia.

5 Although the damage was minimal it would create such a dynamic that soon angered the Gnome.

6 There was a split in the community that no longer believed in the Gnome but didn't believe in Ryan's words.

7 Docc was confused about what had just happened but she knew to build spawn.

8 Docc worked day and night building this spawn knowing the day was coming. Players Chad started to gather around and look upon the build.

9 It was the biggest man made object on the Server.

10 Docc urged Players to come on the boat for safety saying that the wipe was near.

11 Those who believed in the Gnome were guided on the Gnome's Will.

12 But for those who did not believe in the Gnome it was up to them to find faith and some did.

13 The majority of Players however remained ignorant and the day of the wipe came.

14 Spawn gracefully made its way through the server, containing every species of mob.

15 The followers of Gnomeism were led to safety for two months and seventeen days.

16 Some were amazed at the lack of hunger during that period. Ryan was the only remaining Player of his cult after the wipe.

17 Ryan was enraged by this swearing that he would ruin Gaia.

18 Ryan would leave Gaia entirely and go to Planetary.

19 Planetary was the Afterserver that the Gnome had made for the believers in Gnomeism, it's the Server for those who had passed on.

20 When Ryan had arrived at Planetary the Gnome was angered that such an admin would enter here and insult the Gnome.

21 The Gnome, now angry, shunned Fiyan and sent Ryan to a server that no man I would want to go to. It was called Earthcraft.

22 Ryan fell through the sky and crashed through the ground until reaching his destination.

23 The souls that had died with the floods were with him in this New World. Angered by what had happened, Ryan swore to destroy the Gnome's plans.